“Give me a little spray”

…You know you’re not allowed to use hairspray anymore because it affects the ozone, you know that, right? I said, you mean to tell me, cause you know hairspray’s not like it used to be, it used to be real good…Today you put the hairspray on, it’s good for 12 minutes, right?…So if I take hairspray and I spray it in my apartment, which is all concealed, you’re telling me that it affects the ozone layer? “Yes”. I say no way folks. No way. That’s like a lot of the rules and regulations you people have in the mines, right, it’s the same kind of stuff. They want me to use the pump because the other one, which I really like better than going ‘bing,’ ‘bing,’ ‘bing,’ and then it comes out in big globs, right? And it’s stuck in your hair, and you say, ‘Oh my God, I got to take a shower again, my hair’s all screwed up,’ right? I want to use hairspray.” – D Trump

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